10 Things a Polite Realtor wont tell you

1.  Having a well placed litter box and/or doggy pad may be good for the pets but is not good for
getting offers.

2.  Your Ikea furniture looks like it's from Ikea.

3.  Buyers will open everything and are judging you.

4.  Cleaning the inside of appliances is not optional.
5.  Extension cords are signs of the devil.
6.  We know that's a bong.

7.  Every time we see yellow switch plates we die a little.

8.  No one cares what the place looked like when you bought it.
9.  Throw rugs were meant to be thrown away.










10.  We don't care that your Uncle Steve is a Realtor.